Showing posts with label mushroom humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mushroom humor. Show all posts
Sunday, March 3, 2013
Sunday, February 24, 2013
Sunday, January 27, 2013
Mushroom jokes
Q: Why do Toadstools grow so close together? A: They don't need Mushroom.
Q: What would a mushroom car say? A: Shroom shroom!
Q: Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatos? A: Button Mushrooms
Q: What room has no doors, no walls, no floor and no ceiling? A: A mushroom.
Q: What do you get if you cross a toadstool and a full suitcase? A: Not mushroom for your holiday clothes!
A guy walks into the doctor's office. A carrot stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a mushroom stuck in one nostril. The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?" The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/
Monday, January 21, 2013
I want to meet this guy!
Alan Muskat, stand-up mycomedian and epicure of the obscure, has persuaded thousands to sample rather than trample the toadstools. From GA to NY to WI, this taxonomic troubadour has enchanted audiences with mushroom poetry, folklore and flavors from around the world. As anyone who knows the Mushroom Man will tell you: when it comes to bringing out the fun in fungi, he's the champignion."
Sunday, March 18, 2012
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