Sunday, January 27, 2013

Mushroom jokes


Q: Why do Toadstools grow so close together? A: They don't need Mushroom. 

Q: What would a mushroom car say? A: Shroom shroom! 

Q: Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatos? A: Button Mushrooms 

Q: What room has no doors, no walls, no floor and no ceiling? A: A mushroom. 

Q: What do you get if you cross a toadstool and a full suitcase? A: Not mushroom for your holiday clothes! 

A guy walks into the doctor's office. A carrot stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a mushroom stuck in one nostril. The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?" The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly." 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/

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